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  • me:

    im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..

  • me:

    gets in bed

  • me:

    how was earth created

  • me:

    who made microwaves

  • me:

    how does the internet even work

  • me:

    i'm hungry

  • me:

    feels bad about something i did 4 years ago

  • me:

    remembers 73 unfinished tasks

  • me:

    too tired to sleep

shaitea:

liketheesun:

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tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

o_o shit

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